The Like/Hate Thread

[Belle Hibiki]

X-Men Origins was awesome. What the fuck is wrong with you people?

In my defense, I don't know shit about the Weapon X program, or Wolverine's past after the mansion murder thing, so this was pretty much an original story for me. And this wasn't Deadpool's movie, get over it fhegs.

The script was fucking awful. The plot was fucking trite. The twist at the end was wholly retarded. The entire thing was tremendously cliche: it was the most generic version of a "revenge" flick with X-Men actors tacked on.

Half of the movie Wolvie was screaming and flailing his arms around, bulging biceps flexing. A quarter was spent setting him up for some pose in which he could do said screams and flails, either by grinding his claws in the ground or through other things. The remaining quarter was occupied with him crying over some bitch we didn't have enough time to really make a connection to before they killed her.

There were also plenty of "jesus christ what the fuck" moments. The one that takes the cake? They have a gun with adamantium bullets, but they don't give it to the mutant who can bulls-eye people from miles away.

I don't know jack shit about X-Men beyond a few episodes of the FOX cartoon series and the movies, and I thought Origins was a steaming pile of dog shit.