07-27-2009, 01:24 AM
Hate: My wife's friend.
Well, I don't actually hate him, but he makes it so goddamn awkward whenever we visit him and his wife. We'll be sitting there watching a movie, and all of the sudden he gets this overwhelming urge to get up and look something up on the internet with his ungodly outdated computer. So when everything crashes, he yells and screams at the monitor as if that will help. The guy is a computer programmer, so that makes the situation even worse because he tries for the rest of the time just to figure out what went wrong when he tried to find out how old Sean Connery is.
tl;dr: My wife's friend is a douche.
Well, I don't actually hate him, but he makes it so goddamn awkward whenever we visit him and his wife. We'll be sitting there watching a movie, and all of the sudden he gets this overwhelming urge to get up and look something up on the internet with his ungodly outdated computer. So when everything crashes, he yells and screams at the monitor as if that will help. The guy is a computer programmer, so that makes the situation even worse because he tries for the rest of the time just to figure out what went wrong when he tried to find out how old Sean Connery is.
tl;dr: My wife's friend is a douche.

