Sony kicked 'yo ass foo!

[Jack]

Nigga whaaat?

The Justice League wouldn't come with him immediately, but they'd be there in a hot second if the Z fighters decided to be on that bullshit. They'd initially be thrown off by how Wonder Woman doesn't look like a weird teenage boy, like every other woman they've seen aside from Bulma and that blonde robot. And if they had any fucking sense, they'd see Batman, realise that he's the goddamn Batman, and that any attempt to escape his badassery would only make their ass whooping 3 times worse.

While all of this is going on, Green Arrow would have picked off about 3 or 4 of them with silent chloroform arrows, and The Flash would have given the rest epic wedgies that they wouldn't even notice until Superman was punching in their shit while yelling "THE FLASH JUST WEDGED YOUR PANSY UNDERWEAR INTO YOUR PANSY ASSES, ASSHOLES!!!!" over and over again.

PS: Aquaman's a faggot, he'd be fapping to the whole thing with his useless, aquatic ass.