Sony kicked 'yo ass foo!

[Jack]

Batman would get pwned, I'd give you that. But this is about Goku and Superman, let's try to stay on topic here.

The biggest thing for me is Superman's martial arts skills. I don't think it's ever been specifically mentioned, or alluded to, that he was well trained in form of martial arts. It's just assumed that because he's been in so many fights, and that he's superhumanly strong/fast that he's naturally awesome at it. As far as I know he just punches and hurls shit until they stop fighting back, which probably wouldn't work on Goku. Goku has the advantage of a lifetime of training under different fighting styles.

BUT GUESS WHAT BITCH. THAT DONT MATTER BITCH.

Superman can hear, see, and smash through damn near any substance on the face of the planet. Goku's IT wouldn't mean shit, Superman would hear his heartbeat as soon as be bamfed right back into view. Then WHAM. Freeze breath, heat vision, bear hug, kick to the crotch, the options are endless.

And I'm a firm believer that Superman's heat vision could cut through a Kamehameha wave.