08-22-2009, 12:43 AM
(This post was last modified: 08-22-2009, 12:43 AM by Jonathan Meer.)
Actual CoD4 conversation:
Me: Ouch. I'm right in the middle of the screen. Why'd it take you three hits with a shotty to kill me?
Him: Well, I have 7-4 and you have 2-4, so I wouldn't be talking.
Me: At least three of those 7 you got are from grenade spamming at the beginning of the game, so I wouldn't really brag about that.
Him: Yeah? Yeah? You wanna go one-on-one?
Me: ...Not really.
Him: That's what I thought, you're scared.
Me: Well, not really scared, just don't feel like it.
Him: Yeah, you're scared because you know you'd lose.
Me: Oh, I probably would. I'm not very good in one-on-one.
Him: Yeah. I'd kick your ass.
Me: Yeah, probably.
Silence.
Me: Ouch. I'm right in the middle of the screen. Why'd it take you three hits with a shotty to kill me?
Him: Well, I have 7-4 and you have 2-4, so I wouldn't be talking.
Me: At least three of those 7 you got are from grenade spamming at the beginning of the game, so I wouldn't really brag about that.
Him: Yeah? Yeah? You wanna go one-on-one?
Me: ...Not really.
Him: That's what I thought, you're scared.
Me: Well, not really scared, just don't feel like it.
Him: Yeah, you're scared because you know you'd lose.
Me: Oh, I probably would. I'm not very good in one-on-one.
Him: Yeah. I'd kick your ass.
Me: Yeah, probably.
Silence.

