10-22-2009, 01:34 AM
I made her the spaghetti. And my grandfather is mistaking the pork chop juices as blood, like I haven't been cooking this shit ever since I got here. I'm seriously considering poisoning all these fuckers, they would have no idea one way or the other.
Quote: "for a quarter million a year growing weed, i'd fucking be gay. with dick on the side." - Laura, on mairjuana

