12-07-2009, 02:23 AM
Like: I like this show I'm watching about 'speed eaters'. Well not really like, more find it fascinating and ridiculous at the same time, seeing how serious these guys take it. There's actually commentators and a crowd. God bless the commentators, they try so hard to make it sound interesting.
At the end of each show there's about 6 minutes worth of a guy eating, I don't know, 15 hotdogs, 10 grilled cheese sandwichs or 20 ears of corn, something like that. So you're basically just watching a slightly obsese man, shoving vast quatities of food down his throat, trying to beat the previous record made by one of about 5 other speed eaters in the entire world, whilst the commentators wax lyrical about what great technic and what a brilliant athlete this fat idiot is.
At the end of each show there's about 6 minutes worth of a guy eating, I don't know, 15 hotdogs, 10 grilled cheese sandwichs or 20 ears of corn, something like that. So you're basically just watching a slightly obsese man, shoving vast quatities of food down his throat, trying to beat the previous record made by one of about 5 other speed eaters in the entire world, whilst the commentators wax lyrical about what great technic and what a brilliant athlete this fat idiot is.