Reveal Yerselves (and discuss men's hairstyles)

[Ashe]

The fuck...

Get me some damn networking. Because the latter isn't fucking working.

I was so going to mention your name but you beat me to it.

Yeah, what I tend to do is get out of the shower and immediately towel dry it as much as possible (facing down so its hanging down and just kinda run the towel back and forth in my hands around the hanging hair), then when its no longer dripping wet, I take my wife's brush (decent one, not a p.o.s.) and brush it all directly back. Usually after it dries more it kinda falls into place on its own, parting in the middle and hanging down at the sides, but due to both my job and my wife, I tend to tuck it behind my ears (as you guys see on my facebook).

I do have a lot of broken strands along the part though. I tend to prefer to shower at night also since it just looks a lot better going into work without having freshly washed it right before that. Otherwise, it fluffs out a lot and falls out from behind my ears and the strands fall one by one across my face like spiderwebs while I'm talking to customers, so I'm constantly tickled and moving each nearly invisible strand from my face. Its around chin length though. Whenever I get it trimmed, I'm never exactly sure what to say to explain how to cut it to people, and somehow they always interpret it as "cut that shit up above eye level again" and I get pissed.

I tend to both shampoo and condition it every time I shower, but some people tell me I should only shampoo like once a month. No idea really, so I err on the side of clean. I also don't put anything in it as far as product, mostly because I'm not entirely sure what to put in with it longer IF I should be.

@Frozen/Jack: HOW'S THAT? WE'RE TALKING HAIR NOW!