Happy Birthday JACK!

[Kazuya]

Yeah that's why I wear the shirts and shit. And I thought it'd be cool to be the guy always drinking Jack, with the name Jack... but mother of God. I don't think I can do this...

How are you supposed to drink this?

I typically drink it mixed with Coke. But if I'm really wanting to get fucking shitfaced plastered, straight is always good. No, it doesn't exactly taste like rainbows and sunshine, but it does the trick when I want to get fucked up.

I don't drink that often anymore though, not like I really did in the first place anyways. Just a casual, every once in a while drinker.