02-24-2010, 05:19 PM
Woke up today decided it would be a good day to punch my cat in the face for waking me up. I got out of bed and made my way down stairs for some cinnamon toast crunch....I heard a noise that made me want to punch a baby. I then proceeded to the couch to eat my cereal of goodness. I turned on the magical box in the living room tha shows me moving pictures of the outside world. First thing I see is to lions getting it on....I turned and looked to my left to see my cat eyeballing me.....I then screamed " NO KITTY PORN FOR YOU YA WHORE!" Turned the channel and decided i had best return to my room. I went upstairs laid down and passed out only to awaken to my cat on my chest looking at me like i was her bitch.....Moral of story...Dont show your kitties lion porn or they become the dominant and make you feel like a used diseased whore
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The cure is a shotgun, the cure is whatever blunt instrument one can salvage.Whomever finds themselves too proper will be the first to perish. And you know nothing that matters now.[/COLOR]
The cure is a shotgun, the cure is whatever blunt instrument one can salvage.Whomever finds themselves too proper will be the first to perish. And you know nothing that matters now.[/COLOR]