03-23-2010, 04:47 AM
so i confronted my room mate and it went down like this
"Dude...what were you thinking!"
"Dude whats the big deal!"
"You fornicated in my bedroom!!!! On my sheets and blankets i washed before i left!"
"Dude look ok i did it get over it."
".....Nine god dang condoms i had to clean up....."
"Dude look you can bang some chik in my room and ill clean it up.."
"....No...Im moving back in with my parents..."
"No your not you gotta pay your half of the rent!"
"I never signed any documents So ill be outt here by the end of the week."
"..Whatever man it wasent a big deal but you made it one!"
" YOUR DICK EXCRIMENTS WERE ALL OVER MY BED! MY FLOOR! AND ONE OF THEM WAS STUCK TO MY WALL HOW IS THAT NOT A BIG DEAL!"
"Chill man its all good its clean now."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH YOUR SO ******* RETARDED!!!!" *PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH STORMS OUT OF ROOM*
Yeah....I feel better now
"Dude...what were you thinking!"
"Dude whats the big deal!"
"You fornicated in my bedroom!!!! On my sheets and blankets i washed before i left!"
"Dude look ok i did it get over it."
".....Nine god dang condoms i had to clean up....."
"Dude look you can bang some chik in my room and ill clean it up.."
"....No...Im moving back in with my parents..."
"No your not you gotta pay your half of the rent!"
"I never signed any documents So ill be outt here by the end of the week."
"..Whatever man it wasent a big deal but you made it one!"
" YOUR DICK EXCRIMENTS WERE ALL OVER MY BED! MY FLOOR! AND ONE OF THEM WAS STUCK TO MY WALL HOW IS THAT NOT A BIG DEAL!"
"Chill man its all good its clean now."
"AHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH YOUR SO ******* RETARDED!!!!" *PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH STORMS OUT OF ROOM*
Yeah....I feel better now
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The cure is a shotgun, the cure is whatever blunt instrument one can salvage.Whomever finds themselves too proper will be the first to perish. And you know nothing that matters now.[/COLOR]
The cure is a shotgun, the cure is whatever blunt instrument one can salvage.Whomever finds themselves too proper will be the first to perish. And you know nothing that matters now.[/COLOR]

