[03] Rusted Steel!

[Ashe]

"Ok, I'm starting to feel like Michael Knight right now," she chuckled. "I guess I see why he drives a talking car, though."

"I assure you, I am not all talk and no action. Unlike the vehicle you are thinking of, I can perform quite admirably. Take, for instance, the ejaculation system."

"The what?" she asked, doing a double take.

"The weapons system," it covered up flawlessly. In direct conflict with its attempt at hiding its meaning, a small panel opened in the roof of the vehicle, with a small pair of what appeared to be decoration fuzzy dice dropping from the roof. Only they weren't dice.

"Fuzzy balls," she groaned, wondering when the puns would end. Gamer was likely laughing himself into hysterics, where ever he happened to be. "Nice decoration," she pointed out. "What's that got to do with the giant car we're about to drive under?" she asked, noting that they were quickly approaching its underside.

"Weapons system," it repeatedly quickly. "Right about now, I want you to squeeze... the left one."

"Uh, ok?" She quickly followed up by doing as it asked, knowing that there was no time for argument.

"Oh that's... most pleasurable," an ecstasy filled purr filled the driver's room. Before she could do more than wrinkle her nose in disgust, the vehicle began to shake violently. A stream of yellow liquid shot forth from the tip of the extension, covering the road before it. "Oops, I seem to have wet myself," it quickly apologized, hitting the puddle of liquid. "Hold on tight!" it cried out, suddenly hydroplaning across the street quickly, rushing out and directly beneath the enemy.

Ashe spun around and saw giant wheels passing by her in every direction, spinning wildly in conflict with the liquid itself and, losing traction, twisting until it was slowed by striking through a series of telephone poles. "That was..." she began, finding herself cut off.

"I'm sorry!" it interrupted wildly. "I panicked. It's been awhile and I told you the wrong one."

"Ugh, well, better to be pissed off than pissed on, I guess," she retorted, looking back at the vehicle behind them.

They slowed around a corner and saw another vehicle ride up beside them. "Ashe!" a voice cried out, the man's voice muffled from the doors.

Looking to her right, she saw Orion riding on a sleek motorcycle. "Yay, company!" she cheered before noticing the girl named Belle riding up on another motorbike to her left. "Ok, so where's the last guy?"

"Haven't seen him!" the girl screamed, her voice now being relayed into the car through the speaker system. "Let's kill this damn thing and get outta' here!"

"Right!"

The threesome rushed around another block and slowed to a crawl while noticing the destructive truck before them. Its engines roared before a series of turrets twisted to lock onto each of them. In perfect unison, all three of them fired. Like a dance, Orion and Belle turned their bikes off into opposing directions to avoid the blasts.

"Squeeze the right one!" Money Shot informed her. Following its request - against her best thoughts - she did as it asked, feeling a wild shaking of the vehicle once more. "YESSSSS!" the orgasmic voice cried out passionately, this time expelling a white stream of goo from the front of it.

The rockets impacted the spraying goo and found themselves engulfed by it, the explosions causing a quick yet harmless expansion within the tar-like substance, hindering it from doing anything more than falling to the ground as a dud. In reaction, the car swirved drove over the liquid completely without being stuck.

"That was kinda cool, and gross, but still cool... but how are you not getting stuck in that stuff yourself?"

"Wheels coated in vasoline, sweet lass."

"..." Words escaped her as her teammates converged once more at her side.

"That's the most disgusting car I've ever seen!" one of them informed her.

While she agreed, she wasn't entirely sure of insulting her car after it had just saved her from being gibbed by a cluster of rockets. That said, they were quickly approaching a bridge, as Orion pointed out. "Rush over it," he instructed. "We'll take it as it comes over!"

"Right!" she and Belle both agreed.

Taking the bait, the boss's engines roared loudly as two more extremely large rocket turrets expanded out from its sides. The triad pushed their own engines as quickly as possible, all three attempting to outrace the machine closing the distance. "Gonna be close!" Belle warned.

The titanic beast had just reached the apex of the bridge as all three of them slid to a halt at the bottom, facing their opponent directly. "Take the bridge out now!" Orion cried out. Leading the assault, he pressed a button of his own and a set of rockets exploded forth from his bike, striking one of the foundations of the bridge.

Belle followed up with her own attack on the bridge, leaving Ashe in a panic. "Ok, so what's it gonna be? We gonna make it slide off the bridge or are we going to stick it there?" she asked quickly, her hands holding onto each fuzzy ball above her.

"My sweet vixen, I implore that you think your actions through here. I-"

"Screw it!" she screamed, squeezing both at the same time.

"No, NO!" it cried out as it began shaking. "THE BURNING!"

She sniffed a moment, smelling an awkward smell as she released the pair. "Burning?"

A stream of green erupted from the front of the enormous girth, covering the front of the bridge quickly. "I hate this!" Money Shot roared, leaving Ashe feeling terrible inside.

However, the results were quite acceptable. The bridge began to slowly dissolve beneath the goo, corroding away beneath it until the bridge finally gave way. An enormous clatter erupted as the structure caved in. "Did we get it?"