Back in the garage, one lone participant still stood in front of his garage. Cain couldn’t figure out the opening mechanism to the door, and kept glancing around to see if anyone lingered around who could assist him in the structural puzzle. He knew he had to get it open and help out his teammates, or at the very least, get out of the starting gate and into the event. Suddenly, as if by automatic timer or a fateful manipulation of unseen hand, the sliding metal sheet opened, revealing a wall of blinding red light behind it and nothing more. The suave-looking cyborg faltered a moment, confused.
“Wait…” he gasped, his eyes widening. Hadn’t this happened to Mr. Zhu after their play? Cain immediately turned around and started to bolt in the opposite direction.
“Oh Cain, you showed such promise…” the voice of Gamer rang out hauntingly.
Cain reached out futilely to grab onto something… anything… to keep him anchored into this reality. Despite his efforts, he felt a powerful vortex mercilessly pull him off his feet and drag him backwards.
“Nooooo!” he cried out as his body was sucked into the portal, vanishing from sight. The door slammed shut, almost as if Cain had never existed at all.
Meanwhile, on the bridge, Ashe, Belle, and Orion waited patiently to see if they had conquered their horrifying opponent. Their vehicles – two motorcycles and a giant penis – idled on the edge as the dust and rubble cleared, green, acidic vapors dissipating from the pit. Abruptly, they heard the gentle roar of an engine being gunned. It started faint at first, and then grew louder and louder.
“You’ve gotta be kidding me!” Ashe moaned.
“What is that thing?” Orion growled.
“He just doesn’t know when to quit!” Belle said in her faux manly tone.
The monster truck, propelled by hidden rocket launchers, vaulted from the pit in a wide, sweeping arc and landed a good distance behind them. Its engine idled, punctuated by the revving of its gas pedal as its frame rumbled, as if daring them to attack again. Orion and Belle swept their hogs around, while Ashe was forced to use a more awkward maneuver to put the cock in the right spot, and the trio faced down the monster truck once again. The Rusted Steel boss roared to life, its gargantuan wheels burning rubber in place and smoking out the area as it barreled towards them, weapons training to fire.
Ashe squeezed both balls on the phallic vehicle once again, much to its shuddering protesting, sending another stream of sickly acid spewing towards the opponent. The corrosive liquid splattered unpleasantly all over the monster truck’s armored bumper, grille, and fenders with a lethal hiss, eating away at the defenses. Belle opened fire with his guns, loosing a hail of bullets that riddled the boss full of messy, sparking holes. The full-blooded saiyan, holding the most powerful weapon of the three, waited for just the right moment for the coup de grace. The monster truck slowed from a blistering pace to a crawl, losing power.
“Lights out,” Orion said, finishing off the combo attack. He unleashed twin deadly missiles that hid dead on, blowing the monster truck sky high in a greasy fireball of doom. The saiya-jin smirked, victorious in a worthy endeavor at last.
“Exce-llent j-ob, Dave,” CAL congratulated.
As the Rusted Steel boss smoldered in a pile of twisted metal, another voice rang out ominously.
“Looks like you’ve all had a small victory… for now! Back to start for you!” Gamer laughed.
Three portals of blue appeared above their heads, drawing them up off their vehicles and into the cosmic doorways.
“Wait…” he gasped, his eyes widening. Hadn’t this happened to Mr. Zhu after their play? Cain immediately turned around and started to bolt in the opposite direction.
“Oh Cain, you showed such promise…” the voice of Gamer rang out hauntingly.
Cain reached out futilely to grab onto something… anything… to keep him anchored into this reality. Despite his efforts, he felt a powerful vortex mercilessly pull him off his feet and drag him backwards.
“Nooooo!” he cried out as his body was sucked into the portal, vanishing from sight. The door slammed shut, almost as if Cain had never existed at all.
Meanwhile, on the bridge, Ashe, Belle, and Orion waited patiently to see if they had conquered their horrifying opponent. Their vehicles – two motorcycles and a giant penis – idled on the edge as the dust and rubble cleared, green, acidic vapors dissipating from the pit. Abruptly, they heard the gentle roar of an engine being gunned. It started faint at first, and then grew louder and louder.
“You’ve gotta be kidding me!” Ashe moaned.
“What is that thing?” Orion growled.
“He just doesn’t know when to quit!” Belle said in her faux manly tone.
The monster truck, propelled by hidden rocket launchers, vaulted from the pit in a wide, sweeping arc and landed a good distance behind them. Its engine idled, punctuated by the revving of its gas pedal as its frame rumbled, as if daring them to attack again. Orion and Belle swept their hogs around, while Ashe was forced to use a more awkward maneuver to put the cock in the right spot, and the trio faced down the monster truck once again. The Rusted Steel boss roared to life, its gargantuan wheels burning rubber in place and smoking out the area as it barreled towards them, weapons training to fire.
Ashe squeezed both balls on the phallic vehicle once again, much to its shuddering protesting, sending another stream of sickly acid spewing towards the opponent. The corrosive liquid splattered unpleasantly all over the monster truck’s armored bumper, grille, and fenders with a lethal hiss, eating away at the defenses. Belle opened fire with his guns, loosing a hail of bullets that riddled the boss full of messy, sparking holes. The full-blooded saiyan, holding the most powerful weapon of the three, waited for just the right moment for the coup de grace. The monster truck slowed from a blistering pace to a crawl, losing power.
“Lights out,” Orion said, finishing off the combo attack. He unleashed twin deadly missiles that hid dead on, blowing the monster truck sky high in a greasy fireball of doom. The saiya-jin smirked, victorious in a worthy endeavor at last.
“Exce-llent j-ob, Dave,” CAL congratulated.
As the Rusted Steel boss smoldered in a pile of twisted metal, another voice rang out ominously.
“Looks like you’ve all had a small victory… for now! Back to start for you!” Gamer laughed.
Three portals of blue appeared above their heads, drawing them up off their vehicles and into the cosmic doorways.
Quote:1st: Orion - 40 monies
2nd: Belle - 30 monies
3rd: Ashe - 20 monies
Cain is dead.