Dear Sweet Lord

[Juno]

Now to defend Julius Caesar. I like ancient history; a lot. Considering most of what Shakespeare wrote about Henry and Caesar was based off of fact, I was inclined to pick up the plays on Itunes.

The Battle of Agincourt and Caesar's death. Both are big events.

I would like to clarify that I never said Julius Caesar was bad. I think it's great. It just is overloaded with, like, forty guys to two women. Hence, the gay man's Shakespeare.

Shakespeare is the gay man's literature.

Not true. Chaucer is the gay man's literature. Canterbury Tales? Please.