08-17-2010, 02:49 PM
I've finally given up on Solo ranked. I finally get Heimer in a ranked, and we have a great team lineup. Me, Kat, Garen, Yi, and Blitz. It's great because their team is nothing but squishys, save Mordekaiser. Yup, there's no fucking way we can lose.
Cept we did. Why? Because every fucking god damned piece of fucking shit team in the entire god damn fucking UNIVERSE fucking focuses the FUCKING TANK. WHAT. THE. FUCK. He has more armor and magic resist than his ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM COMBINED, a fact I pointed out so many fucking god damn times. But no. Can't kill Morgana, can't kill Kennen, can't kill ANYONE. Too fucking busy with the god damn TANK. The one with the AoE shield and cone that gives him extra health as people blindly walk into him. Then Morgana, Kennen, Alaki, and Pantheon can pick us off while the entire team gets wiped trying to kill Mordekaiser.
The ONE time we managed to ace the team, nobody pushes with me. "I'm too low on health" NO. You could have ONE fucking health, it doesn't fucking matter, they are ALL FUCKING DEAD. ESPECIALLY when you're FUCKING GAREN. Fucking idiots.
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Cept we did. Why? Because every fucking god damned piece of fucking shit team in the entire god damn fucking UNIVERSE fucking focuses the FUCKING TANK. WHAT. THE. FUCK. He has more armor and magic resist than his ENTIRE FUCKING TEAM COMBINED, a fact I pointed out so many fucking god damn times. But no. Can't kill Morgana, can't kill Kennen, can't kill ANYONE. Too fucking busy with the god damn TANK. The one with the AoE shield and cone that gives him extra health as people blindly walk into him. Then Morgana, Kennen, Alaki, and Pantheon can pick us off while the entire team gets wiped trying to kill Mordekaiser.
The ONE time we managed to ace the team, nobody pushes with me. "I'm too low on health" NO. You could have ONE fucking health, it doesn't fucking matter, they are ALL FUCKING DEAD. ESPECIALLY when you're FUCKING GAREN. Fucking idiots.
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