League of Legends

[John Doe]

Here's some shiforage for ya. I end up getting paired with the most useless team known to man. Not only would they not call mia, they pretty much never stuck together. It's like they were fucking magnets (how do they work?) repelling each other so they'd end up being on the other side of the fucking map when a team fight broke out. I try to tell them to stick together, and they just tell me to shut up, then they die.

They can't even stand still during a team fight. I somehow managed to rally up my useless sheep into a wad of 4 champs strong, and we are pushing the lane, their entire team is visible, two on top and three in mid, where we are. Yi was dicking around in the jungle, fighting the fucking wolves. Anyway, we're pushing, we even get a kill. Instead of continuing the push, even though they're all half health and we're near full, they all run off in different directions. I try to ping to tell the retards to stay put. Instead, they picked off one by one and I'm left facepalming wondering why I even bothered to play Solo.

We won ONLY because I was there. My fucking missiles did like, 600 per, and I could spam the shit out of them.

Side note. When fighting Anivia, you must know how the egg works. The egg will revive her after a certain time. Naturally, to prevent her from reviving at FULL FUCKING HEALTH, you must kill the egg. Yeah, kill the egg, THEN worry about the FULL HEALTH FUCKING TANK later. You useless fucks.