11-01-2010, 06:43 PM
I've been playing Yi on my smurf a bit lately. I jungle like mad once I get a lantern (HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST ITEM IN THE GAME FOR YI. PERIOD.) and yeah, I ignore the team completely. They get pissed but I'm sorry, with those builds, I'm literally coming out to a team fight and feeding every time. Thing is, I don't care how far down they go into our base, they get comfortable not seeing Yi around and then... Oh shit, Yi is suddenly this unstoppable juggernaught of tower pushing doom that won't stop dropping their fucking towers. Go stop him! Oh shit, he just dropped people in three hits. I got a quadra kill last night and actually almost got a Pentakill on Yi if not for the Sivir bounce between my auto attacks. Shit was crazy. I didn't backdoor either, I straight up walked the creep lines up to towers in every lane at once and kept ripping their shit apart. The TF (that was in our team the game before) actually couldn't counter me.
Which I'm glad I stopped laning, because one lane was Ashe + Udyr for lots of stun/slow pwnage and the other was Zilean and... Galio I believe. Three of them had "bro" names and admitted they were on vent, the TF was a decent player (that would rage in chat every time anyone did anything, he spent the entire game previous yelling at me for being in the jungle which gave us the win and then was the reason he lost the game after). It was a very good back and forth and we talked after about seeing a nice smurf vs smurf game that wasn't a true slaughter.
Quote from the game "Our bro-fu wasn't enough to defeat wuju style". Some games I was like 1-6-2 but would have 6 buildings down, but in those pushes, if they got near me I would suddenly jump to 7-6-2, still with lots of buildings. If they ignore me, I destroy towers. If they come to deal with me, I destroy the one guy they send then drop the tower. If they send more than one guy (because if I can't handle the guy, I just highlander to a new tower or teleport to a lantern ward - or solo baron or something), then the team has the room to 4v3 the leftovers for the big push while everyone chases Yi.
I was cracking up on vent with Richard (who bought and was playing Eve) about "Wow, all game, suddenly Yi is doing that thing Yi does."
Which I'm glad I stopped laning, because one lane was Ashe + Udyr for lots of stun/slow pwnage and the other was Zilean and... Galio I believe. Three of them had "bro" names and admitted they were on vent, the TF was a decent player (that would rage in chat every time anyone did anything, he spent the entire game previous yelling at me for being in the jungle which gave us the win and then was the reason he lost the game after). It was a very good back and forth and we talked after about seeing a nice smurf vs smurf game that wasn't a true slaughter.
Quote from the game "Our bro-fu wasn't enough to defeat wuju style". Some games I was like 1-6-2 but would have 6 buildings down, but in those pushes, if they got near me I would suddenly jump to 7-6-2, still with lots of buildings. If they ignore me, I destroy towers. If they come to deal with me, I destroy the one guy they send then drop the tower. If they send more than one guy (because if I can't handle the guy, I just highlander to a new tower or teleport to a lantern ward - or solo baron or something), then the team has the room to 4v3 the leftovers for the big push while everyone chases Yi.
I was cracking up on vent with Richard (who bought and was playing Eve) about "Wow, all game, suddenly Yi is doing that thing Yi does."

