Minecraft

[Ashe]

But no like seriously. Cool factory bro. Consider the lava a scrotum love-tap.

I've no idea how you made some of that shit happen.

You mean the skeleton drowning trap and spider drowning/cactus trap? If you find a spawner, and manage to clear the mobs quickly enough, you can place a three torches adjacent to the spawner to turn it off. As long as at least three torches stay next to it (meaning I swap them around while taking the mossy cobblestone from them) nothing will spawn. That lets you build whatever you want around them and then you either grab the torches and run like hell or you throw water up that washes the torches away. If water is running directly through the spawner though, it stays off, so not the best method.

EDIT: You shouldn't have mentioned the lava at first, btw. If not for seeing it out the window, I'd likely have just walked out the door and straight into it. Would have been god damn hilarious if it was just a single block with a lava source so it was less noticeable.