League of Legends

[Kaden]

Oh, they're nerfing tank dps? heck yeah, those things piss me off. Like, I know how to kill everything else. Doesn't mean I always win, but I at least have some clue about how to toe-to-toe them.

Tanks confuse the shit out of me. They tend to do at least as much damage as I do and take waaaay less, so I pretty much never beat one solo

Edit: Speaking of my trend to using Nocturne, little different on Vlad

Danky DPS get their damage from their skills, for the most part. The reason this creates a problem is because they build TONS of survival gear and skill have good base damage from their skills (especially those skills that scale off of HP, Armor, or MR) AND because building defense is a lot easier than building attack stats. So here's a scenario for you.

Nocture jumps on top of a Shen. Both have about the same gold worth of items: Shen's items are all armor and Nocturne's are all AD. Because of Shen's stats, his Armor makes it so Nocturne is doing about the same damage as he is. So both champions are doing about the same damage, but Shen has built up a whole bunch of HP and other defenses (activates and passives and such from items like Sunfire Cape and Randuin's Omen) while Nocturne basically just has AD (most extra effects on AD items do virtually nothing in this situation or we're already taking them into account).

So Shen wins because defense items are just better than offense items.

It gets really dumb when you get to the loading screen and see Shen, Amumu, Sion, Malphite, and Taric on the enemy team. You KNOW you're straight fucked.