RAGE Thread

[John Doe]

Ranked Solo (Why am I so fucking stupid?):

So me and Civik are playing a game of ranked, right? He's doing alright jungling, though I think he failed somewhere and almost died. Anyway, back to me, playing the WORST Xin Zhao I've ever played in my life. IN MY LIFE. So Amumu, balling, always in the bottom lane bush, getting all them ganks, and I almost die twice, recalling each time. So, we try to gank, I get killed, and I see that I'm level 5 10 minutes in, with 7 CS. Really? Malphite taking ALL my last hits, and Amumu ganking literally ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Having no money also meant I couldn't afford wards either, fucking fantastic.

So, long rant shorter, I end up as 2/9/3? Xin, SO FUCKING HORRIBLE. I could not do A DAMN FUCKING THING TO A TEAM FILLED WITH FUCKING SQUISHIES. FUCK NUGGETS.

I'm wondering why I reinstalled. Seriously.

To rub salt in my wounds, I went like, 13/1/10 or some shit against our Chubbs friends beforehand, and still lost. I obviously don't suck with Xin, I just suck at life.

P.S. FUCK LOL WAS LAGGING LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING MOTHERFUCKER.