RAGE Thread

[Ashe]

I'm not even in this game they're playing, but I can tell that this Singed is clearly the best Singed that ever played ever. 0/7/0 as of right now. "The only reason I'm dying is because nobody is helping me!"

He ended 0/8/0, arguing with me that HE was the tank and we needed to stay with HIM. I was Alistar. He had two items - Warmog's and Move Speed 3 Boots. No mana for his passive health boost. No AP. No defensive stats beyond the Warmog's. I had Glacial Shroud, Shurelia's Reverie, Move Speed 5 Boots, and something else I believe. Had decent defense stats, was 3/4/0 as jungling Alistar. This guy couldn't even get an assist with his poison, but it was "cause u suk".

Game starts with him solo top and... he never had lane opponents show up. So... bot suddenly gets ganked hard by a roaming Alistar + Eve team that are jungling, and then they catch me in the jungle. After eating our bot repeatedly (basically a four man lane there), they go top and gank Singed. Singed had no laning opp, had only around a 30 creep score against most of us having 40+, and had not really hit the tower, despite being directly under it the entire time. He couldn't get creep kills because he just ran back and forth with his poison, never attacking, and with no AP.

He gets ganked by Alistar and Eve suddenly and types in "lol does our Alistar even no how to jungle?" followed by "u have to gank, i need help at top". I go top to help him, I kill one of them while the other leaves (he STILL gets no assist because he was sitting at the tower doing... something), I get to the tower and get it nearly dead before two of them show up. I nearly kill one of THEM while I'm ulted and a third shows up, killing me. The ENTIRE TIME Singed is acting like Nunu-bot and is just PUSHPUSHPUSHPUSH on the tower beside the fight, letting two of them run off with 10% health while the third kills him, as another shows up. To which he's all "ffs, just stand there and don't help on the tower or anything".

Amazing.