League of Legends

[Ashe]

Those people with a loss on Co-op vs AI? I'm now one of them. Ended the game 14-8-5 as Nidalee. The rest on my team had scores along the lines of 0-8-3 (Sivir that literally just ran up and pushed, died, ran to push, died, tanking turrets and enemies while ignoring them until she died, ignoring even when the AI was attacking our inhib) or the Kog that was 4-9-3 (or something close) going full AP build and bitching the entire game. Another guy had 5 kills, another had 2, another had 0.

The entire game Kog is bitching in mid about "stop feeding them, god, we have to stop feeding them. just like last game the Ryze is geared as shit because you guys keep feeding him!!!"

I explained to him that they get geared by level at set intervals, so even if you deny them entirely, they will still gear up at certain levels. He then commences to spending the entire rest of the game bitching about "fucking lazy riot making stupid AI that are terrible but hey lets give the losing team free gear to make absolutely sure they win! this shit's impossible, fucking cheating to make sure their bots can't lose, pisses me off".

I was amazed.

Our team's stupidity aside, enemy team was Ashe, Soraka, Shen, Nunu, and Ryze, the exact five I don't like seeing on one team (due to the sustainability from Shen + Nunu + Soraka and Ashe and Ryze being able to initiate at any point with Ashe doing it from anywhere with perfect accuracy).

Not that it helped because my team would get rocked by Nunu every time. He doesn't cancel his ult early and yet they'd stand in it the full duration attacking away at him (I refused to look at their gear to understand why no one other than Cho could take a hit and yet none of them could do any damage either) until suddenly they are all nearly dead, then Shen ulted (where he teleported in during the Nunu ult onto the Nunu they were focusing within his ult), taunted them all, Nunu bloodboils the Ashe and then they get Volleyed once for the kill. Then Soraka and Ryze would just perma cc the next target down despite Hourglass.

Meanwhile, Sivir is at top lane while our undefended Nexus slowly goes down, attacking a tower with no creeps near, the only thing running through her mind is "PUSHPUSHPUSHPUSHPUSH".