Dragon Ball Mafia: DAY 2

[Blue]

Back in my day, monkeys knew their places. And that was the monkey farm down the road. Old Jeb's farm... ah I can still remember the hot monkey stew and poo flinging contests. Did you know I was the poo champ during my senior year of super school. That's what they called high school when I was a lass. Mainly because it was better than your fancy, cell-phone-having, laptop-playing schools. I can't believe you kids can get laptops in school now. Back in my day that sort of thing was permitted only to adults of the most perverted bent, and they had to go to a strip club for it. Which reminds me, girls in my day were WAY better looking than the floozies running around now. And we were modest to boot! You youngsters could learn a thing or a thousand from our example. That's probably why the world is going to crap, what with all your fast cars and promiscuous sex and raunchy music. I remember when 30mph was illegal in all 15 states, women only gave away the vag to the man they were married too, and then only on his birthday and Christmas and only if he begged. Music in my day was better too, full of melody and harmony. This crap you call music sounds like the anal noises of a baboon getting raped. See that? I didn't forget the topic I started on. So lay off on the Alzheimer's jokes. You kids wouldn't know a good joke anyway, even if Larry "McJokester" McGee were here right now. Now that was a funny man. And so handsome to boot. And he knew how to treat a lady too.