The fuck yeah! Thread

[John Doe]

Man, I raped in my ranked game just now. Even better though was my Heimerdinger. He reminded me of why I used to main him. The little bastard is stupid pro bait.

Their Singed, Yi, LeBlanc, Caitlyn and Teemo were all chasing the little bastard, and not a one of them could catch him. Heimer was with me and we were running from having just destroyed their top inner turret. I got slowed by Singed so I knew I was dead. I turn around and dash into all 5 and ult, killing Cait outright and put the rest at below half. The chase went on, Heimer placing turrets and slowing with the ult, firing missiles at the chasers and throwing perfect fucking grenades.

Heimer managed to get to the top golems in his chase. Expecting that they would cut him off through that narrow bush, he lobed a nade and saw Yi and Singed, with Teemo coming up, running into that brush. Popped missiles, killed Yi, then Teemo ran into the bush and died to the incoming grenade. Only Singed was left, about a quarter health left. He threw his slow and threw Heimer just as he placed a turret. Our creeps were there too and Singed got trapped in between the turret and a minion, and he died to another missile. LeBlanc ran like a bitch and was picked up by TF that just respawned. Delayed Ace ftw.