League of Legends

[Ashe]

http://na.leagueoflegends.com/board/show...?t=1055076

It doesn't matter what Riot does, you all are going to QQ like a bunch of spoiled children.

This has been the state of the forums over the past few months:

Community: We want a female tank, NAO RIOT!

Riot: Here you go.

Comunity: THE B**** has heels and her hair looks like that dog's ears from Lady and the Tramp!

Riot: Okay, we had our artists fix it.

Community: Her boobs are too huge! The female gamer community wants more normal women!

Riot: We shrunk them a bit.

Community: BUT WE LIKE BOOBS!

Riot: ....

Community: OMG YORICK IS TERRIBLE! WHAT A JOKE USELESS.

Riot: Okay we buffed him a bit...

Community: OMG He is so OP now, Riot you fail at balancing, this is such a joke, he is an auto ban... best top lane sustain.

Riot: Okay we balanced him...

Community: AP RATIOS!? He was fine Riot wtf is wrong with you!?

Riot: ....

Community: Kayle is bad, she needs a rework, make her e a toggle, and she is just bad fix her please.

Riot: Okay, we have a comprehensive rework for her that has changed her a lot, the balancing isn't quite right, but her old passive made it too hard to balance her previous form. So in this new rework we can balance her better in the future.

Community: OMG She is worse than Eve. WTF riot, revert the changes!

Riot: Her old form was too hard to balance because her passive could cause really powerful scaling that's why we... and you ask for a rework...

Community: We decided she was fine!

Riot: ....

Community: HOW DARE YOU add a real money auction house to this game?

Riot: What?

Community: OH sorry, wrong forum... brb.

Riot: Okay...

Community: Renekton has a rage bar and Tryndamere has all these rage like abilities, Y U NO give trynd a rage bar? Also, when he doesn't crit, he sucks, he's useless, so rework him while you are at it.

Riot: Fine... here, we reworked him and made his damage more stable. He may take some time to get use to but we feel he is in a position where we can balance him a bit better, and some buffs are probably on the way.

Community: OMG YOU RUINED TRYNDAMERE! WTF RIOT! He was SOO much better the way he was before! You shouldn't have touched him. He was soooo good like he was before!

Riot: But everyone called him useless past early elo...

Community: YOU'RE USELESS RIOT!

Riot: *sigh*

Community: ****IT RIOT You have been promising us monkey king for weeks now, where the hell is he!?

Riot: Here he is.

Community: HE IS SUCH A REHASH! Why didn't you just make Goku!? His abilities are so bland... ANOTHER on hit Q attack?

Riot: Well some of the abilities may be similar but his kit as a whole... oh why even bother...

Community: RIOT WE ARE BORED! We need a new game mode or map! Having two maps is terrible, we need something else to do!

Riot: Alright! Here we go! A third map! An all new mode never seen in a moba before! Here is a glimpse just so you can see what will be in store in the future.

Community: WTF IS THIS PILE OF DOG ****!? Are you serious? This isn't what we wanted Riot! Are you stupid!? Stop smoking and get to work!

Riot: ... what's the problem? Isn't a new map what you guys were asking for?

Community: HHNNNNNNNNNNG EUWTHWEJNGKNEIKJSBDVONSKDFSMDF JWENUIOJWE$FMWKLEMEL

Riot: FML

(Disclaimer: This thread was meant for fun, you people take it way too seriously)