08-07-2011, 10:40 PM
Jonathan Meer Wrote:Hate:
Mom: Well, my van's dead, so I guess you're driving me to the grocery store.
Me: Nope, I've got homework tonight.
Mom: FINE. FINE. THAT'S JUST FINE.
Me: wtf, fuck off
Mom: You're the reason the van battery died. You didn't inflate the lawnmower tire like I asked you to.
Me: It was overcast and drizzly as fuck. I'm not about to get all electrical outside when it looks like a hurricane. Regardless, ANY time you use your car battery to charge something, you should have your car running. You were stupid. That's not my fault.
Mom: When are you and Jessica getting this kitchen cleaned? I'm TIRED of living in a dirty kitchen
Me: Not relevant. I'm not playing this game. Bye.
Maybe she should clean it if it's not clean enough for her? just sayin'.
Man alone measures time.
Man alone chimes the hour.
And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear no other creature endures.
A fear of time running out.
― Mitch Albom, The Time Keeper

