RAGE Thread

[Jonathan Meer]

I wanted a quick win-of-the-day, so I decided to play against bots. I got matched with four other peeps, a yi, a kassadin, ok whatever.

I'm Akali. At the end of the laning phase, I've got a 19 kill streak. It was pretty great. I was trying to give my lanemate Brand some kills, but he was dumb and not-at-all defensive, so I ended up having to nick up the kills while he recalled.

End result, I'm superfed, and my team is pretty underfed. Our kass is 1/3/2 and has mejai's. I made the cheeky mistake of asking him to sell mejai's.

And the trolling began. I'm trying to keep the team together, to keep them from being retarded (since interm bots will steamroll you if you don't keep it all together). Yi kept dicking off to jungle when teamfights started; kassadin wouldn't get involved at all until a champ was down to 10%, at which point he'd try to do his flash-thing in and secure the kill (this was the other reason I asked him to sell mejai's); and brand was still not-at-all-effective. I kept trying to give them kills, but since everyone else was scared of getting bursted down, and since I was the most fed (and had tanky runes), I was in the thick of it, and when mf would try to escape with a sliver of health, I had to cap the kill.

And so, of course, I got yelled at for ks-ing.

I'd ping to indicate we need to defend turret, and yi would respond by pinging their nexus over and over for fifteen seconds.

We could've won at the 20 minute mark easily, if people just played sensibly. And I didn't even berate them or anything.

Kass asked me if I intended to apologize (I guess for asking him to sell mejai's?). I said no. And he said, basically, 'I guess you'll have to surrender if you want this game to end.'

And then he and yi and rumble would team up to ambush our wraiths. Super, super trolling. I'd give compliments, ('yi op' when he'd take a turret), and got told to 'QQ more'. It made absolutely no sense.

Reported the kass.

EDIT: We did end up winning at the 45 minute mark. I went something like 33/2/20.