08-15-2011, 07:03 PM
While I might have lost the last game due to a mistake, I always play at my fullest. I always try to win. Fuck you guys.
And fuck Jax. So we're playing, right? We're being pushed, right? We kill 3 of 'em, right? One of their players DC's, right? So the logical thing to do would be to push down mid and just win, right? Right?
Right?
Nope.
Our minions in bot lane are fighting theirs in the middle of the lane. So near the bushes, right? We lost the outer turret, right? Our inner tower is full health, right? Not even in the slightest bit in danger at all, right?
"Jax, go mid, we're going to push and win"
"Bot's in danger"
"No it's not, get to mid so we can win"
"TEAM IS MAKING BAD DECISIONS, WE'RE DOWN RIGHT NOW I'M DEFENDING"
"We just killed three, and one of their guys just DC'd, we're going to push and win, get to mid"
"NOOOO, I'M DEFENDING"
*this continues for 2 minutes*
*The other team is able to defend their tower and we lose*
"TEAM MADE BAD DECISIONS WE LOST"
Seriously?
Seriously?
Are you fucking kidding me? I just lost a 4v5 in a ranked game. 100% because of Jax.
And fuck Jax. So we're playing, right? We're being pushed, right? We kill 3 of 'em, right? One of their players DC's, right? So the logical thing to do would be to push down mid and just win, right? Right?
Right?
Nope.
Our minions in bot lane are fighting theirs in the middle of the lane. So near the bushes, right? We lost the outer turret, right? Our inner tower is full health, right? Not even in the slightest bit in danger at all, right?
"Jax, go mid, we're going to push and win"
"Bot's in danger"
"No it's not, get to mid so we can win"
"TEAM IS MAKING BAD DECISIONS, WE'RE DOWN RIGHT NOW I'M DEFENDING"
"We just killed three, and one of their guys just DC'd, we're going to push and win, get to mid"
"NOOOO, I'M DEFENDING"
*this continues for 2 minutes*
*The other team is able to defend their tower and we lose*
"TEAM MADE BAD DECISIONS WE LOST"
Seriously?
Seriously?
Are you fucking kidding me? I just lost a 4v5 in a ranked game. 100% because of Jax.
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get AIDS then fuck a deer and kill it with my AIDS." - Louis C.K.
thanks waff
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