08-22-2011, 08:55 AM
OH. Man. So Omegle has "Spy mode" now. Basically, you go to the website and type up a question (or statement). Two anonymous people are now placed into a room to discuss/answer it, while you invisibly watch. At first, I was toying with actual questions and people would just dc instantly.
Then I type a random joke question called "When I get a blowjob, it hurts really badly. When this happens, how can I safely retract my junk before punching that bitch in the throat?"
A full conversation between "Cindy" and "Kayla" takes place in which this question is taken completely seriously. Statements about "that's why I don't put dick in my mouth" and "but they can't pee while having an erection" are made.
Log in spoiler (since it finally finished talking about it).
[spoiler]You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
When I get a blowjob, it hurts really badly. When this happens, how can I safely retract my junk before punching that bitch in the throat?
Stranger 1: it shouldn't hurt..
Stranger 2: umm..
Stranger 2: you shouldnt punch her or call her a bitch.. you should be happy that someone was stupid enough to give you one
Stranger 1: amennn!
Stranger 1: you a girl?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: why?
Stranger 1: me too.
Stranger 2: girl power xD
Stranger 2: loool
Stranger 1: hahah, right? i'm sorry but i don't put dick in my mouth.
Stranger 2: yes, same here.. dicks were meant for peeing
Stranger 2: i dont want any of your piss in my mouth
Stranger 1: and sex, but yeah. hahah.
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: but you know..
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 1: trueeeee,
Stranger 2: your piss must taste bad..
Stranger 2: so dont be an asshole and call women bitches
Stranger 1: they can't pee while having an erection though.'
Stranger 1: but yeah, maybe you just need to see a doctor..
Stranger 2: doesnt matter.. what if they pee before the blowjob?
Stranger 1: that iis true and gross.
Stranger 1: that's why i don't put it in my mouth. xD
Stranger 2: yeah.. now kids.. dont put yucky things in your mouths.. understood?
Stranger 1: hahahah.
Stranger 1: and don't let those people disrespect you and call you a bitch..
Stranger 1: just because it hurt the fuckbag.
Stranger 2: AMEN
Stranger 1: hahah.
Stranger 2: just kick em in the balls..
Stranger 2: lol xD
Stranger 2: and tell them whos boss
Stranger 1: that's my motto.
Stranger 2: You are a smart cookie :p
Stranger 1: you too!
Stranger 2: thank you
Stranger 1: welcome.
Stranger 2: lol we showed that douche whos boss
Stranger 1: yes ma'am. what's your name?
Stranger 2: Cindy
Stranger 2: yours?
Stranger 1: Kayla, nice to meet you.
Stranger 2: nice to meet you too :3
Stranger 1: :p
Stranger 2: hehe.. i guess our work here is done
Stranger 1: yuppppp, bye. :p
Stranger 2: byebye
Stranger 2: nice to meet you
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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Then I type a random joke question called "When I get a blowjob, it hurts really badly. When this happens, how can I safely retract my junk before punching that bitch in the throat?"
A full conversation between "Cindy" and "Kayla" takes place in which this question is taken completely seriously. Statements about "that's why I don't put dick in my mouth" and "but they can't pee while having an erection" are made.
Log in spoiler (since it finally finished talking about it).
[spoiler]You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
When I get a blowjob, it hurts really badly. When this happens, how can I safely retract my junk before punching that bitch in the throat?
Stranger 1: it shouldn't hurt..
Stranger 2: umm..
Stranger 2: you shouldnt punch her or call her a bitch.. you should be happy that someone was stupid enough to give you one
Stranger 1: amennn!
Stranger 1: you a girl?
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: why?
Stranger 1: me too.
Stranger 2: girl power xD
Stranger 2: loool
Stranger 1: hahah, right? i'm sorry but i don't put dick in my mouth.
Stranger 2: yes, same here.. dicks were meant for peeing
Stranger 2: i dont want any of your piss in my mouth
Stranger 1: and sex, but yeah. hahah.
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: but you know..
Stranger 2: xD
Stranger 1: trueeeee,
Stranger 2: your piss must taste bad..
Stranger 2: so dont be an asshole and call women bitches
Stranger 1: they can't pee while having an erection though.'
Stranger 1: but yeah, maybe you just need to see a doctor..
Stranger 2: doesnt matter.. what if they pee before the blowjob?
Stranger 1: that iis true and gross.
Stranger 1: that's why i don't put it in my mouth. xD
Stranger 2: yeah.. now kids.. dont put yucky things in your mouths.. understood?
Stranger 1: hahahah.
Stranger 1: and don't let those people disrespect you and call you a bitch..
Stranger 1: just because it hurt the fuckbag.
Stranger 2: AMEN
Stranger 1: hahah.
Stranger 2: just kick em in the balls..
Stranger 2: lol xD
Stranger 2: and tell them whos boss
Stranger 1: that's my motto.
Stranger 2: You are a smart cookie :p
Stranger 1: you too!
Stranger 2: thank you
Stranger 1: welcome.
Stranger 2: lol we showed that douche whos boss
Stranger 1: yes ma'am. what's your name?
Stranger 2: Cindy
Stranger 2: yours?
Stranger 1: Kayla, nice to meet you.
Stranger 2: nice to meet you too :3
Stranger 1: :p
Stranger 2: hehe.. i guess our work here is done
Stranger 1: yuppppp, bye. :p
Stranger 2: byebye
Stranger 2: nice to meet you
Stranger 2 has disconnected
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