Nubbe Centre

[Jack]

I'm a fan of teleporting back into a lane with 400 extra health, increased movement speed, a new item, and a weak champion that got trolled into thinking he "pwned a n00b". It's not feeding if I get a kill in return, and in many cases, a turret.

John Doe just likes men's butts.

EDIT:

Now its at 38 minutes(It started at 60) and restarts in a few hours


Also The weman said I need to work on playing defensively... how do I do this?

I would put it as a list of priorities:

1) Your champion's health
2) The turret in your lane
3) The turret in other lanes
4) Your lane-mate's health

Your lanemate might be a complete moron. Don't fight just because he/she wants to fight. Most of the time you will just end up weakening yourself to the point that you have to leave the lane to heal, or die. There is plenty of time to kill enemy champions when you have breached their defenses and have the level/items/buffs to actually be effective.

DONT.

FUCKING.

CHASE.