The fuck yeah! Thread

[John Doe]

So I call jungle (as Heimerdinger) the moment the game starts. The last guy picks WW with Smite and autolocks (this was draft pick). I tell him I'm already jungling so he should change his spell to something not Smite. He doesn't.

I rock the jungle so hard and so fast and so pretty while WW is a dumbass in bot lane and dying every 5 minutes. Each time he dies, he runs to my wolves and kills them, leaving bot defenceless or leaving Ezreal to defend himself again Corki and Sona. He left bot alone with Corki and Sona.

Corki and Sona.

So bot goes down by the 15 minute mark, and WW has 3 deaths, and is working on his fourth. Meanwhile, the other team's top and mid are pushed down as well (because I'm Heimer and I eat towers like pancakes). This is when WW tries to take blue (at the time, I thought he was feeding it to me, becauseyouknow blue on Heimer is better than blue on WW [especially a Warwick that's been feeding all game]). At the third time he's trying to get blue (I'm fighting dragon and he runs past me for their blue and doesn't help at all) I run up and missile them to help him. My missiles killed blue because he used smite early.

"Fuck this I'm done"

WW did nothing but die and jungle and cry for the rest of the game. "That was the third time you stole blue! Fuck you I'm done" and "Fuck this Heimer he's a dumbass I don't want him to win" and a few more that I missed because I was too busy laughing and winning the game.

So then I won the game. WW kept crying. Me and Tales kept laughing. I thought the story was rather amusing.