Happy Turkey Day

[Sigfried Hunin]

We all know that on this day, the barrier between sanity and Christmas grows thin. Tomorrow, upon the mark of Black Friday, we shall be greeted with the hellish hordes, writhing andjingling with hopes consumerism and false cheer. The shtreets shall run red (and green), terror will fill the hearts of all those who do not choke down the pine and sparkles. Assimilate or die within a stream of gluttony and family meetings, DROWN IN THE WAVES OF EUPHORIA AND NOGG.

TODAY IS THE DAY THE WALLS FALL, AND THE TARCATAN ARMIES OF SANTA CLAUS DEVOUR THE WORLD