The RIOT Act

[Ashe]

Last night I end up with no jungler and have to go top with our Poppy as Janna (Our Volibear and Yi took bottom - Yi had Smite till just before laning). Before we even get to towers, Poppy is all "u all suck so much diiiiick. terribads, i can't carry trash like u. rofl, u r soooo bad". We hadn't reached the towers, and no one had said a word. Of course, Yi was just as much of a troll and started bitching as well in return. Anyway, we get there and start laning. Everything seems fine... This fucking Poppy took level 1 Charge. I warded and catch Shen coming up river and then around to our tri bush to get behind us to help his solo Kassadin out. I ping Shen as he's coming up river, then ping to back up. He decides to take advantage of this by immediately charging Kassadin not into a wall but just... away... from me. Just randomly charges him. Then chases him all the way under the tower at level one and dies. I somehow actually put a shield on him before he got out of range of me (boots and pots for him, I didn't have boots). Immediately "fuk noob ass janna go fkn kill urself, u fkn suck so much". I just go "Sigh... always have to have a troll... Guess I may as well just skip to muting you, not sure why I waited." I end up getting busy and not immediately doing it, so I see him go "/all LOL JANNA CALLS ME TROLL BUT DOESN'T CAST ONE SINGLE SPELL AND JUST LETS ME DIE, NO TORNADO, NO SHIELD, NO HEAL, NO EVEN AUTO ATTACK, SOOOO BAD. I'M AFK NUBS! GG WAITING FOR 20!"

Immediately EVERYONE ELSE on my team goes into full derp mode because, as they say "Its been over sister, just waiting for 20." I'm like "...we're level 3." "noob".

At 15 minutes left, Poppy logs back into the game, still level 2, then runs down mid to die to their towers. Then goes afk again. Pissed me off so much.