01-18-2012, 04:15 AM
This thread shall be for the expression of irrational hatred of a person that performs a particular pet peeve. The format of each post should begin with some variation of "Person who blanks, I hate you.", with blank being the offensive action. Further explanation shall be permitted (and is encouraged).
I'll start:
Person who camps in front of the only creamer/sugar/napkin/trash station and mixes their drinks at Starbucks, I hate you.
You should probably know your preferred balance of milk to sugar in tea. That's pretty much the whole point of Starbucks: being really snobby about how your drinks are made. You don't need to stand there sipping and stirring for three minutes like an amateur Frankenstein, but with liquid instead of dead people and it probably tastes bad instead of coming to life. I just want to toss my receipt and be on my way, but you have planted yourself in front of the only public trash in the cafe. There's an absurd number of counters and tables in there. Grab some sugar packets and mix your drink at one of those.
I'll start:
Person who camps in front of the only creamer/sugar/napkin/trash station and mixes their drinks at Starbucks, I hate you.
You should probably know your preferred balance of milk to sugar in tea. That's pretty much the whole point of Starbucks: being really snobby about how your drinks are made. You don't need to stand there sipping and stirring for three minutes like an amateur Frankenstein, but with liquid instead of dead people and it probably tastes bad instead of coming to life. I just want to toss my receipt and be on my way, but you have planted yourself in front of the only public trash in the cafe. There's an absurd number of counters and tables in there. Grab some sugar packets and mix your drink at one of those.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
If life gives you lemons, hand them to me!
I've got a great recipe for lemon meringue pie.
If life gives you lemons, hand them to me!
I've got a great recipe for lemon meringue pie.