MTG Duel of the Planeswalkers 2013

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75% of that post is ad hominem, and the other 25% makes your '2-3 lands only bro srslyyyy' claim even more laughably unlikely, making my already absurd quoted statistics generous.

I repeat. 195 years of straight magic-playing. Go home.

Your numbers are blatantly wrong, and you're still trying to use them to "disprove" what actually happened. Meer, you are a parody of the pseudointellectual. Part of me wants to believe you are trolling, but another part says you are being completely serious. Can you crunch the numbers on which possibility is most likely to be true?