AH HA.
HAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHA.
If only this could be an early april fools.
No, I'm going to see it, we know everyone will, but I'm laughing because even if I knew nothing of Dragonball, it still looks like a bad kungfu movie that I usually laugh at during previews. Like, that scene with Piccolo right after the pimped out car (wtf are they throwing bumblebee in there for) made me go "Oh wow, its like seeing the second Power Rangers movie again".
Their little flash of the characters with names is what really made it look bad. It looked alright up until they started flashing out characters all "super cool" and then had to throw in pimped out cars to get the kids to remember how cool Transformers was so they'd think this was something similar. And then the females don't even look like they are wearing traditional clothing that seems realistic. They look like...
Well...
Remember how watching the first Mortal Kombat movie we were all going "Oh man, the costumes for Scorpion and Sub Zero look awesome, I didn't think they could make the weird pointy shoulders look realistic" (and same with Wolverine's hair), and then we saw the sequel and instead of leather clothing they wore black gloves to hide the effects and had plastic armor on?
Yeah, that is what this movie is reminding me of. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. I was sure that I'd actually like the movie too, thinking "Most people are going to be too hard on it and it'll be a great movie regardless" but now I'm thinking "Most people are going to rightfully rip it apart, but I'll probably enjoy it for the most part despite being annoyed at a lot of details I'm trying to ignore." Which is the same feeling I had walking out of the third Matrix.
EDIT: Watching it again after letting it sink in... It can still be decent, and I can ignore the car focus etc, and all... And while I understand why they had to do the stupid flashy "HERE'S THE CHARACTERS" thing, it was still stupid. Not the scenes involving said characters in action, but the damn Ginyu poses in the Power Point frames they had.
HAHAHA.
HAHAHAHAHA.
If only this could be an early april fools.
No, I'm going to see it, we know everyone will, but I'm laughing because even if I knew nothing of Dragonball, it still looks like a bad kungfu movie that I usually laugh at during previews. Like, that scene with Piccolo right after the pimped out car (wtf are they throwing bumblebee in there for) made me go "Oh wow, its like seeing the second Power Rangers movie again".
Their little flash of the characters with names is what really made it look bad. It looked alright up until they started flashing out characters all "super cool" and then had to throw in pimped out cars to get the kids to remember how cool Transformers was so they'd think this was something similar. And then the females don't even look like they are wearing traditional clothing that seems realistic. They look like...
Well...
Remember how watching the first Mortal Kombat movie we were all going "Oh man, the costumes for Scorpion and Sub Zero look awesome, I didn't think they could make the weird pointy shoulders look realistic" (and same with Wolverine's hair), and then we saw the sequel and instead of leather clothing they wore black gloves to hide the effects and had plastic armor on?
Yeah, that is what this movie is reminding me of. Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. I was sure that I'd actually like the movie too, thinking "Most people are going to be too hard on it and it'll be a great movie regardless" but now I'm thinking "Most people are going to rightfully rip it apart, but I'll probably enjoy it for the most part despite being annoyed at a lot of details I'm trying to ignore." Which is the same feeling I had walking out of the third Matrix.
EDIT: Watching it again after letting it sink in... It can still be decent, and I can ignore the car focus etc, and all... And while I understand why they had to do the stupid flashy "HERE'S THE CHARACTERS" thing, it was still stupid. Not the scenes involving said characters in action, but the damn Ginyu poses in the Power Point frames they had.
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"I'm gonna fuck that unicorrrrrn"