Come One, Come All

[Tobias]

"OUT of my way!" The long line of earthlings turned their heads to the source of the scream almost in unison. Several of the earth warriors smiled, shook thier heads or even openly laughed as a small green man glided foreward, his cloak barely touching the ground. He ignored the usual stairs and giggles that accompanied his arrival and moved up to the front of the line. The goblin made a big deal about barely noticing the man in the middle of signing his name and with a dreary sigh and a glance at some far away object pushed him to the side. He picked up the pen and wrote

'The Indommitable Lord and Master of the Cosmos Gar-' he paused. There was a strange sensation... like a gentle breeze against his cheek. His eyes shifted to the right and saw the man he pushed over's fist against the side of his face.

"Your through here." he stated simply and gently placed his tiny fingers on the man's pipe like wrist. With a jerk the human was sent tumbling through the air. A sickening thud could be heard in the back of the line. '-lic Jr' His hand hovered overr his seemingly finished signature. He looked around thoughtfully then placed the pen back on the sign up sheet... 'Esquire'