12-24-2004, 06:23 AM
Android 15 coughed slightly as he came into the dining room.
"Hello father. Hello mother. Merry Christmas everyone," he said. He hobbled in on his crutch, to his place at the table. "Oh how I wish we had a Christmas goose. May I say grace?"
"Of course you may."
"Dear God. I hate you for not giving us enough food. Bastard." The family stared at his in shock. "Oh yeah. And God Bless us, every one!"
"Hello father. Hello mother. Merry Christmas everyone," he said. He hobbled in on his crutch, to his place at the table. "Oh how I wish we had a Christmas goose. May I say grace?"
"Of course you may."
"Dear God. I hate you for not giving us enough food. Bastard." The family stared at his in shock. "Oh yeah. And God Bless us, every one!"