03-28-2005, 07:47 PM
Cha-chinka. Cha-chinka. Cha-chinkcha-chinkcha-chink.
A small boy, no more than eight years old, had been very busy today. All day long, he had been pinning up posters all over Heaven. He stapled them to telephone poles, statues, urinals, and small animals. No object was too sacred for this young boy and his ancient stapler. Now, finished with his most recent poster job, he stood back a few feet to give it survey.
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THE FIRST ANAL CRUSTY MARATHON!
That?s right, the very first Crusty Marthon, held by me, Mayor Crusty! This grand race will be so groundbreaking, it is a guaranteed way to secure your place in the anals of history! Don?t miss it!
Registration will be at the Rapsody Pavilion in Heaven. For this special event, the Border Guards of Heaven and Hell will even let warriors from the Place Down Below enter the competition!
Remember, this will be an anal event! If you miss it this year, you?ll have to wait until next year! Be there!
-Mayor Crusty
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Pleased with his work, the young boy skipped his way along to another stapling venue.
((OOC: Just post in here, roleplaying about your character signing-up.))
A small boy, no more than eight years old, had been very busy today. All day long, he had been pinning up posters all over Heaven. He stapled them to telephone poles, statues, urinals, and small animals. No object was too sacred for this young boy and his ancient stapler. Now, finished with his most recent poster job, he stood back a few feet to give it survey.
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THE FIRST ANAL CRUSTY MARATHON!
That?s right, the very first Crusty Marthon, held by me, Mayor Crusty! This grand race will be so groundbreaking, it is a guaranteed way to secure your place in the anals of history! Don?t miss it!
Registration will be at the Rapsody Pavilion in Heaven. For this special event, the Border Guards of Heaven and Hell will even let warriors from the Place Down Below enter the competition!
Remember, this will be an anal event! If you miss it this year, you?ll have to wait until next year! Be there!
-Mayor Crusty
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Pleased with his work, the young boy skipped his way along to another stapling venue.
((OOC: Just post in here, roleplaying about your character signing-up.))
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