03-29-2005, 02:09 AM
All around him, on his tiny little planet, warriors were training. King Kai had experienced a recent surge in these recruits, mostly attributed to Dante?s Abyss.
They?re starting to wear me out! King Kai thought. I need more food.
One such warrior, an oddly misshapen giant with red hair, could be seen running like mad from a monkey. Another could be seen waxing a car, whose usefulness was questionable on such a tiny planet like this. King Kai was the warden of an Asylum of Warriors.
Below his planet, on the long stretch of Snake Way, a small boy holding what looked like an ancient stapler could be seen shuffling himself along. It was obvious he was tired, and to the point of falling over. In his hand was a single piece of paper, which he held up in the air shortly before collapsing.
King Kai laughed, finding the scene hilarious. Ever since his beginning?s as a Kai (which even he couldn?t remember), there were few things he enjoyed more than seeing a soul run their way to his planet, and find themselves totally and utterly exhausted.
Amidst his chuckling, he beckoned one of his recruits to go down and get the paper. When he received it, he read the contents.
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THE FIRST ANAL CRUSTY MARATHON!
That?s right, the very first Crusty Marthon, held by me, Mayor Crusty! This grand race will be so groundbreaking, it is a guaranteed way to secure your place in the anals of history! Don?t miss it!
Registration will be at the Rapsody Pavilion in Heaven. For this special event, the Border Guards of Heaven and Hell will even let warriors from the Place Down Below enter the competition!
Remember, this will be an anal event! If you miss it this year, you?ll have to wait until next year! Be there!
-Mayor Crusty
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?Wow. What horrid spelling.? King Kai noted.
?Well, are any of you interested? If Bubbles is giving you a hard time,? King Kai snickered, ?this might be a grand time to build back up your stamina.?
Would any of them accept?
((OOC: Just post in here, roleplaying about your character signing-up with King Kai. Don?t worry about transportation to the starting point, we?ll do that.))
They?re starting to wear me out! King Kai thought. I need more food.
One such warrior, an oddly misshapen giant with red hair, could be seen running like mad from a monkey. Another could be seen waxing a car, whose usefulness was questionable on such a tiny planet like this. King Kai was the warden of an Asylum of Warriors.
Below his planet, on the long stretch of Snake Way, a small boy holding what looked like an ancient stapler could be seen shuffling himself along. It was obvious he was tired, and to the point of falling over. In his hand was a single piece of paper, which he held up in the air shortly before collapsing.
King Kai laughed, finding the scene hilarious. Ever since his beginning?s as a Kai (which even he couldn?t remember), there were few things he enjoyed more than seeing a soul run their way to his planet, and find themselves totally and utterly exhausted.
Amidst his chuckling, he beckoned one of his recruits to go down and get the paper. When he received it, he read the contents.
--------------------------------
THE FIRST ANAL CRUSTY MARATHON!
That?s right, the very first Crusty Marthon, held by me, Mayor Crusty! This grand race will be so groundbreaking, it is a guaranteed way to secure your place in the anals of history! Don?t miss it!
Registration will be at the Rapsody Pavilion in Heaven. For this special event, the Border Guards of Heaven and Hell will even let warriors from the Place Down Below enter the competition!
Remember, this will be an anal event! If you miss it this year, you?ll have to wait until next year! Be there!
-Mayor Crusty
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?Wow. What horrid spelling.? King Kai noted.
?Well, are any of you interested? If Bubbles is giving you a hard time,? King Kai snickered, ?this might be a grand time to build back up your stamina.?
Would any of them accept?
((OOC: Just post in here, roleplaying about your character signing-up with King Kai. Don?t worry about transportation to the starting point, we?ll do that.))
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