Mortal Kombat: Round 5: Zarbon vs. Hellfighter 17!

[Hellfighter 17]

I only have two things that I would like to ask of you here, Zarbon. May do as you wish with them, but they are all I really want of you. My first quetsion: will you please pose a challenge? I feel as though I am doing you a favour just by posting first, so it is the least that you can do for me. I knew that you would not wish to post first, as your incompetent brain would not be able to condure up any form of an insult, other than one that is negative towards yourself, of course. To make sure that you do post, I will give you possibilities to attempt to summon a proper insult. My favourite colour is green. I am Canadian. I like to play soccer. Caninies are my choice animals. I plan on being a child psychologist some day. Question number two (I do hope this is not too much for you): can you please have more than twenty words within your post? It would be very much thanked for. So, let's just see what you can do now that you can take shots at my post. =D