Mortal Kombat: Round 5: Zarbon vs. Hellfighter 17!

[Zarbon]

Originally posted by Hell Fighter 17
I only have two things that I would like to ask of you here, Zarbon. May do as you wish with them, but, they are all I really want of you. My first question: will you please pose a challenge? I feel as though I am doing you a favour just by posting first, so it is the least that you can do for me. I knew that you would not wish to post first, as your incompetent brain would not be able to conjure up any form of an insult, other than one that is negative towards yourself, of course. To make sure that you do post, I will give you possibilities to attempt to summon a proper insult. My favourite colour is green. I am Canadian. I like to play soccer. Canines are my choice animals. I plan on being a child psychologist some day. Question number two (I do hope this is not too much for you): can you please have more than twenty words within your post? It would be very much thanked for. So, let's just see what you can do now that you can take shots at my post. =D

Thank you for the insult, thank you very much you moronic android. Why do you call me here fool? What do you have against me? I think you are the lower mind in this outfit. You must learn not be an idiot, and how to keep everything in order, in order of importance. That is why you, a person of high RPing standing, lost to a noobie, an exile. Has your stupidity driven you that low? To lose to me? Zarbon? That is sad. You might as well kill yourself, as fast as you can. You have no fucking hope. No need to live. Give up. You have not the chance.

Now, why did I let you post first? It is mere strategy you moronic being. Think about it. You gave me the chance to crush you fast. Did you not think of that? Perhaps you should try to use that brain of yours for the better! Now hell, just drop out you fucking moron, drop out now, while you still have your damned respect.

I'll await your response. Go ahead, do anything to me. Nothing scars me, bites me, pokes me, or etc. You can just go ahead, are you brave enough to go on? I went easy on you through this whole post, because I picked on myself a bit. I am giving you a chance here 17. Don't make an idiot of yourself. You have lost to a noob. Face it, even Pikkon could beat you senseless. Make a choice, fight me or go down easy into your grave. Would you rather become the laughing stock of Chubbs or go down with honour?

I expect to you to keep fighting.

For I hold a bit of respect of my own for you. You androidic moron, think this over well, then I shall truly begin.

Pick...now.