Mortal Kombat: Round 5: Zarbon vs. Hellfighter 17!

[Hellfighter 17]

Wow, how subtle of you to boldify my spelling mistakes there, Zarbon. I guess you just figured that anybody els ehere doe snot have the competence to understand what I was trying to say, but I guess that is just because you could not understand as well, seeing as how I believe you have Microsoft Word on your computer. Plus, nice job highlighting mistakes already corrected.

Originally posted by Zarbon
Thank you for the insult, thank you very much you moronic android. Why do you call me here fool? What do you have against me? I think you are the lower mind in this outfit.

You know, you made several grammatical mistakes within just your first few senstences, but I would rather not condescend to your level and point them out, you could always put it into Word and find out for yourself. The lower mind? I believe you are attempting to iterate that I am of a lower intelligence compared to you. Well, I am not sure, I have not taken an IQ test for a year or two now, as they all seem to vary and they always seem to give me the level that I would be if I was twenty-something, which is pretty much lowering my score, but I guess you would feel of lower descendance more so if I took one that would give it to me for my age group.

Originally posted by Zarbon
You must learn not be an idiot, and how to keep everything in order, in order of importance. That is why you, a person of high RPing standing, lost to a noobie, an exile. Has your stupidity driven you that low? To lose to me? Zarbon? That is sad. You might as well kill yourself, as fast as you can. You have no fucking hope. No need to live. Give up. You have not the chance.

Of importance? I thought that I would have some fun, yea know? I do have these responibilities that tend to get in the way of that soemtimes, so that is quite regretful. Maybe I lost to you because I kind of needed to have a life. Balancing work, school, friends, and writing can be quite the task, but I guess that I have gotten used to that. I am attempting to becoem better at balancing all of them such as Reijin has been able to, and Burter did excellent when he was going to University. By the way, I happened to be working, which is why it took me a while to post this. I am incredibly sorry, I wnated to get a good laugh when you respond to this. Maybe you are a better RPer than I am. I am not sure, but you could be. At least I would be able to accept, since the reason I write is for fun. I will get better, as I have. As for that little "race," yea, you won. Thogh, you seem to need the prizes more than me. As you're stats are lower than mine, definitely. I have more zeni, or I had more zeni, since I kind of bought my power-up. As for the little Stone of Rebirth, I guess I did not need that, huh?

Originally posted by Zarbon
Now, why did I let you post first? It is mere strategy you moronic being. Think about it. You gave me the chance to crush you fast. Did you not think of that? Perhaps you should try to use that brain of yours for the better! Now hell, just drop out you fucking moron, drop out now, while you still have your damned respect.

Strategic? Obviously you think I didn't take that into consideration when I posted first. I actually thought that it would be more strategic to post first, but I guess your brain could not comprehend that as a possibility, huh? I am a moron, oh, wiat, we already covered this, didn't we?

Originally posted by Zarbon
I'll await your response. Go ahead, do anything to me. Nothing scars me, bites me, pokes me, or etc. You can just go ahead, are you brave enough to go on? I went easy on you through this whole post, because I picked on myself a bit. I am giving you a chance here 17. Don't make an idiot of yourself. You have lost to a noob. Face it, even Pikkon could beat you senseless. Make a choice, fight me or go down easy into your grave. Would you rather become the laughing stock of Chubbs or go down with honour?

Yes, I guess I find people awaiting me a lot, don't I? They need me, that's why. We don't need you. What do you rning us, really? Nose bleeds? White out stories? Pfft. My five year old cousin has more reaosn to be here than you. "Laughing stock of Chubbs," eh? Oh no. The big bad boogie man is goin' to get me, like seriously. The only people' opinions on here who I would respect would not do that. Or, if they would, who cares? I would actually prefer to be laughed at, in fact, I help people laugh at me all the time, I have my reasons, I will nto go into them, as I feel you may tend to not try and I would not get my laughs in.

Originally posted by Zarbon
I expect to you to keep fighting.

For I hold a bit of respect of my own for you. You androidic moron, think this over well, then I shall truly begin.

Wow. You have respect for me. It must not be very hard to attain your admiration. You don't even know me. "Truly begin"? If you mean truly begin this topic. . .you kind of already have, there genius. If you mean start your brain (figure of speech, if you are not sure) then there is no point, for anybody who was waiting is eitehr gone or doens't care anymore.

Originally posted by Zarbon
Pick...now.

Picking? That was more of ploughing.