Batman Begins

[Tobias]

*Horrible dialogue!!*

I think not.


Batman: Better put 5 cents in the meter.
Robin: No policeman's going to give the Batmobile a ticket.
Batman: This money goes to building better roads. We all must do our part.


Gordon: "What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is very dangerous?"
Robin: A sparrow with a machine gun!
Gordon: Yes, of course.

Batman: One: "What has yellow skin and writes?"
Robin: A ballpoint banana.
Batman: Right! Two: "What people are always in a hurry?"
Robin: Rushing people? Russians!
Batman: Right again! Now, what would you say they mean?
Robin: Banana? Russian. I've got it! Someone Russian is gonna slip on a banana peel and break their neck!
Batman: Precisely, Robin! The only possible meaning!