Chubbs?

[Raditzu]

I'd lounge about all day and manage to make it look like I was while, in fact, I was simply leeching off of the efforts of those who were actually productive. By the time anyone actually realized that I was a good-for-nothing freeloader, I would have completed some menial task that I would then use as justification for my existence.

This would persist until we either all died or were rescued. Assuming the latter, I would laugh at you all.