11-03-2005, 05:22 AM
?Ya know? people don?t often mention it,? the fused beings voice was gentle, but firm. The polyphonic words were surprisingly easy on the ears. ?But being this amazing sure gets tiring.?
This beast certainly did not share the saiyandroid?s sense of humor. Not that many people would find getting the proverbial shit kicked out of them funny, mind you. With a mighty roar, the creature swung its katchin limb at its fused opponent. With little more than a light giggle, Eightzu spun sideways, avoiding the blow. As he spun, the warrior threw a leg outwards. Though it looked to be a simple kick, when it landed, the once-giant monstrosity was sent hurtling through the air. Before it could even register what had happened, Eightzu appeared above the beast and halted its movements by gripping its vein-covered neck.
?I think we should give you name, what do you think?? In truth, Eightzu didn?t care what it thought. ?What about Jack? Hmm? no.? The beasty snapped a set of surprisingly sharp teeth at its captor. ?Oh! Here we go! You can be junior.?
It made perfect sense. Since it was, basically, just a smaller version of the original beast. Junior fit perfectly. A second opinion might be nice, though. Eightzu vanished, the monster still in its grip. From the sidelines, Piccolo tried to follow the fused warrior?s movements, but Eightzu was on a completely different level. He jumped back in surprise, however, when he heard the warrior whisper into his pointy green ears.
?How?s that sound, hm??
?Ah!? Piccolo whirled around to see Eightzu?s smiling face. ?Err? junior? sounds fine.?
The fact that Eightzu still held the beast in its hand was somewhat distracting to the Super Namekian. The fusion?s face lit up in a wide grin once he heard Piccolo confirm that ?Junior? was, in fact, a perfect name. Of course it was. Any name this revolting beast was given by someone who radiated magnificence would be perfect. XTREME magnificence, no less. Moving, once again with unfathomable speed, back into the air, Eightzu let go of Junior.
?Now? I think you were about to try and hit me? Junior.?
By now, the newly-dubbed creature was nothing short of absolutely livid. Whether or not its brain could fully register how completely it was being mocked crossed the mind of Eightzu as he danced away from the creature. With every attack, the beast caught nothing but air. While it was swinging away wildly, Eightzu looked as though he was hardly moving. There was no waste of motion, as he bent, spun, twirled, ducked, and maneuvered away from every attempt. Still hovering in the air, Jr. reared back with its metallic limb and prepared to strike. The strike never came, though. Lunging nimbly forward, Eightzu closed the distance between them and once again gripped the beast by its neck. Spinning his arm in a wide, windmill motion, the saiyandroid built up some momentum before hurling the beast towards the asteroid below.
The ground shook mightily as Junior was forced through the soil. Only the tips of its feet could be seen sticking from the ground. Eightzu hit the ground next to the beast and dropped into a squatting position. Reaching out, he poked Junior?s feet with an extended finger. When nothing happened, he dropped into a sitting position and crossed his arms across his chest. A frown was visible across his soft features.
?I think I killed it,? the fusion pouted.
?Uh? isn?t that a good thing?? Piccolo confessed a bit of confusion.
?I was having fun! Now Junior?s dead.?
As if waiting for its cue, the ground shook and crumbled away. Junior slowly pulled itself out of the ground and took a moment to compose itself. Eightzu practically squealed with delight as he bounded back to his feet. He knew Junior wouldn?t let him down! Catching sight of warrior that had thrown him so effortlessly through the air, Junior let loose a might roar and charged forward. In a manner very similar to a sixth grader?s, Eightzu stepped to one side and stuck out his foot. Junior, in his rush to attack, missed the movement and was sent face first back into the dirt. It quickly scrambled it feet and turned to strike once again. But Eightzu was on the attack. Just as it turned around, its face was hammered by a series of fists. Though it only saw one strike, it felt the effects of several. Sickening cracks filled the air as Eightzu continued to drive his knuckles into the beasts face. In short time, the once-mighty roars of Junior were reduced to little more than a pathetic whimper.
At the end of Eightzu?s assault, Junior was tossed to the ground. Instead of trying to get back to its feet, it crawled lamely away from the fused monstrosity before it. With a soft chuckle, Eightzu slowly strode after it. Junior cried out in pain as it felt its legs shattered under the pressure of swift kick. With a second kick, the saiyandroid rendered Junior?s other leg useless. The beast was now attempting to crawl away using only its arms. That would simply have to change. Reaching down, Eightzu grabbed a hold of the katchin arm that had previous been in its possession. With what looked to be a very minor effort, the fused being tore the limb from the beast?s torso. Junior howled in pain, but it fell upon deaf ears. The katchin melted from the beasts arm and reformed Rad?s Strong Arm on Eightzu. In the meantime, Junior?s whining was quickly growing annoying.
?Now you?re just being annoying,? Eightzu scolded. The katchin clad arm of the fusion grabbed onto the monster?s neck and lifted him to eye level. Green blood oozed from the stump that used to be its right arm. Its legs scrapped along the ground limply. ?Now why don?t we shut you up, hmm??
With a bright smile, Eightzu reached out and grabbed onto Junior?s lower jaw. Its razor-like teeth shattered against the fusion?s skin as it took a firm grip. With a mighty flourish, Eightzu ripped the beast?s jaw from its head and hurled it through the air. Piccolo had to step aside to avoid being hit by the flying monstrosity. It lay, prone and pathetic, on its back. With nothing to hold it back, Junior?s tongue flopped against his neck as blood pooled around it and flowed to the ground. A small crunch echoed through the air as Eightzu shattered Junior?s jawbone in his hand.
?Tch? isn?t this disappointing?? Eightzu looked to Piccolo. ?I thought he was going to be fun.?
?Yeah? he?s no fun at all.? Not knowing quite what to say, Piccolo didn?t dare disagree with the fusion after witnessing such apathetic brutality.
?I guess I?m done here.? Eightzu scanned his surroundings. His striking blue eyes settled upon a large chunk of wall that had been flung from the hospital.
With quick instructions, Eightzu told Piccolo to bring Junior to the chunk of concrete. From the top of the wall stuck several pieces of rusted rebar. With a light tug, Eightzu freed one of the pieces. Grabbing Junior away from Piccolo, Eightzu held him against the piece of wall and thrust the piece of rebar through the beast?s lower torso. A pathetic gurgle issued from Junior?s throat, but it was ignored. The saiyandroid bent the rebar up at the end to keep Junior from pulling himself off. With a giggle he turned his back on the beast and strode casually towards the hospital. He simply left Junior to his slow death. Hopefully it would be quite painful. Piccolo slowly fell instep behind Eightzu.
?Hey? where did that other guy go?? Eightzu looked around.
?Hellfighter? He said something about stopping the game and took off.? Piccolo waved a hand dismissively.
?He what?!?
Eightzu looked around again, almost frantically this time. As he did, a figure leapt from the roof of the hospital. No ki registered with the fused being, meaning it was probably the one he was looking for. Before Piccolo could say anything, Eightzu was gone. It looked as though the saiyandroid had simply vanished. 17, on the other hand, became very painfully aware of the fusion?s presence. The android had been flying through the air one second, and then hurtling towards the ground the next. He painfully coughed up blood as he pulled himself to his feet. His rapid descent had not given him time to right his flight path. He looked up to see the very stern frown of the fused saiyandroid.
?I can?t have you ruining things for me??
?What the hell are you talking about!?? 17?s eyes burned with anger.
?I?m not going to let some punk ruining me chances at fame and stardom. I have a duty to spread my awe-inspiring magnificence to people throughout the galaxy,? Eightzu proclaimed with a flourish.
?And you?re going to stop me?? 17 moved to walk around the fused being.
?Kid,? Eightzu gripped 17?s neck and lifted him into the air before he could finish taking a single step. ?You?re a hundred years too early to be asking me that.?
With little more than a flick of his wrist, Eightzu sent 17 skidding across the ground. 17 found himself once again slowly pulling himself to his feet and, once again, looking into the stern frown of the fused being. Eightzu helped him up to his feet by yanking on his hair, looked straight into his eyes and smiled happily.
?Now, you can either turn around and go back into the hospital, or I can get serious.? A light giggle issued from the saiyandroid. ?Which?ll it be??
This beast certainly did not share the saiyandroid?s sense of humor. Not that many people would find getting the proverbial shit kicked out of them funny, mind you. With a mighty roar, the creature swung its katchin limb at its fused opponent. With little more than a light giggle, Eightzu spun sideways, avoiding the blow. As he spun, the warrior threw a leg outwards. Though it looked to be a simple kick, when it landed, the once-giant monstrosity was sent hurtling through the air. Before it could even register what had happened, Eightzu appeared above the beast and halted its movements by gripping its vein-covered neck.
?I think we should give you name, what do you think?? In truth, Eightzu didn?t care what it thought. ?What about Jack? Hmm? no.? The beasty snapped a set of surprisingly sharp teeth at its captor. ?Oh! Here we go! You can be junior.?
It made perfect sense. Since it was, basically, just a smaller version of the original beast. Junior fit perfectly. A second opinion might be nice, though. Eightzu vanished, the monster still in its grip. From the sidelines, Piccolo tried to follow the fused warrior?s movements, but Eightzu was on a completely different level. He jumped back in surprise, however, when he heard the warrior whisper into his pointy green ears.
?How?s that sound, hm??
?Ah!? Piccolo whirled around to see Eightzu?s smiling face. ?Err? junior? sounds fine.?
The fact that Eightzu still held the beast in its hand was somewhat distracting to the Super Namekian. The fusion?s face lit up in a wide grin once he heard Piccolo confirm that ?Junior? was, in fact, a perfect name. Of course it was. Any name this revolting beast was given by someone who radiated magnificence would be perfect. XTREME magnificence, no less. Moving, once again with unfathomable speed, back into the air, Eightzu let go of Junior.
?Now? I think you were about to try and hit me? Junior.?
By now, the newly-dubbed creature was nothing short of absolutely livid. Whether or not its brain could fully register how completely it was being mocked crossed the mind of Eightzu as he danced away from the creature. With every attack, the beast caught nothing but air. While it was swinging away wildly, Eightzu looked as though he was hardly moving. There was no waste of motion, as he bent, spun, twirled, ducked, and maneuvered away from every attempt. Still hovering in the air, Jr. reared back with its metallic limb and prepared to strike. The strike never came, though. Lunging nimbly forward, Eightzu closed the distance between them and once again gripped the beast by its neck. Spinning his arm in a wide, windmill motion, the saiyandroid built up some momentum before hurling the beast towards the asteroid below.
The ground shook mightily as Junior was forced through the soil. Only the tips of its feet could be seen sticking from the ground. Eightzu hit the ground next to the beast and dropped into a squatting position. Reaching out, he poked Junior?s feet with an extended finger. When nothing happened, he dropped into a sitting position and crossed his arms across his chest. A frown was visible across his soft features.
?I think I killed it,? the fusion pouted.
?Uh? isn?t that a good thing?? Piccolo confessed a bit of confusion.
?I was having fun! Now Junior?s dead.?
As if waiting for its cue, the ground shook and crumbled away. Junior slowly pulled itself out of the ground and took a moment to compose itself. Eightzu practically squealed with delight as he bounded back to his feet. He knew Junior wouldn?t let him down! Catching sight of warrior that had thrown him so effortlessly through the air, Junior let loose a might roar and charged forward. In a manner very similar to a sixth grader?s, Eightzu stepped to one side and stuck out his foot. Junior, in his rush to attack, missed the movement and was sent face first back into the dirt. It quickly scrambled it feet and turned to strike once again. But Eightzu was on the attack. Just as it turned around, its face was hammered by a series of fists. Though it only saw one strike, it felt the effects of several. Sickening cracks filled the air as Eightzu continued to drive his knuckles into the beasts face. In short time, the once-mighty roars of Junior were reduced to little more than a pathetic whimper.
At the end of Eightzu?s assault, Junior was tossed to the ground. Instead of trying to get back to its feet, it crawled lamely away from the fused monstrosity before it. With a soft chuckle, Eightzu slowly strode after it. Junior cried out in pain as it felt its legs shattered under the pressure of swift kick. With a second kick, the saiyandroid rendered Junior?s other leg useless. The beast was now attempting to crawl away using only its arms. That would simply have to change. Reaching down, Eightzu grabbed a hold of the katchin arm that had previous been in its possession. With what looked to be a very minor effort, the fused being tore the limb from the beast?s torso. Junior howled in pain, but it fell upon deaf ears. The katchin melted from the beasts arm and reformed Rad?s Strong Arm on Eightzu. In the meantime, Junior?s whining was quickly growing annoying.
?Now you?re just being annoying,? Eightzu scolded. The katchin clad arm of the fusion grabbed onto the monster?s neck and lifted him to eye level. Green blood oozed from the stump that used to be its right arm. Its legs scrapped along the ground limply. ?Now why don?t we shut you up, hmm??
With a bright smile, Eightzu reached out and grabbed onto Junior?s lower jaw. Its razor-like teeth shattered against the fusion?s skin as it took a firm grip. With a mighty flourish, Eightzu ripped the beast?s jaw from its head and hurled it through the air. Piccolo had to step aside to avoid being hit by the flying monstrosity. It lay, prone and pathetic, on its back. With nothing to hold it back, Junior?s tongue flopped against his neck as blood pooled around it and flowed to the ground. A small crunch echoed through the air as Eightzu shattered Junior?s jawbone in his hand.
?Tch? isn?t this disappointing?? Eightzu looked to Piccolo. ?I thought he was going to be fun.?
?Yeah? he?s no fun at all.? Not knowing quite what to say, Piccolo didn?t dare disagree with the fusion after witnessing such apathetic brutality.
?I guess I?m done here.? Eightzu scanned his surroundings. His striking blue eyes settled upon a large chunk of wall that had been flung from the hospital.
With quick instructions, Eightzu told Piccolo to bring Junior to the chunk of concrete. From the top of the wall stuck several pieces of rusted rebar. With a light tug, Eightzu freed one of the pieces. Grabbing Junior away from Piccolo, Eightzu held him against the piece of wall and thrust the piece of rebar through the beast?s lower torso. A pathetic gurgle issued from Junior?s throat, but it was ignored. The saiyandroid bent the rebar up at the end to keep Junior from pulling himself off. With a giggle he turned his back on the beast and strode casually towards the hospital. He simply left Junior to his slow death. Hopefully it would be quite painful. Piccolo slowly fell instep behind Eightzu.
?Hey? where did that other guy go?? Eightzu looked around.
?Hellfighter? He said something about stopping the game and took off.? Piccolo waved a hand dismissively.
?He what?!?
Eightzu looked around again, almost frantically this time. As he did, a figure leapt from the roof of the hospital. No ki registered with the fused being, meaning it was probably the one he was looking for. Before Piccolo could say anything, Eightzu was gone. It looked as though the saiyandroid had simply vanished. 17, on the other hand, became very painfully aware of the fusion?s presence. The android had been flying through the air one second, and then hurtling towards the ground the next. He painfully coughed up blood as he pulled himself to his feet. His rapid descent had not given him time to right his flight path. He looked up to see the very stern frown of the fused saiyandroid.
?I can?t have you ruining things for me??
?What the hell are you talking about!?? 17?s eyes burned with anger.
?I?m not going to let some punk ruining me chances at fame and stardom. I have a duty to spread my awe-inspiring magnificence to people throughout the galaxy,? Eightzu proclaimed with a flourish.
?And you?re going to stop me?? 17 moved to walk around the fused being.
?Kid,? Eightzu gripped 17?s neck and lifted him into the air before he could finish taking a single step. ?You?re a hundred years too early to be asking me that.?
With little more than a flick of his wrist, Eightzu sent 17 skidding across the ground. 17 found himself once again slowly pulling himself to his feet and, once again, looking into the stern frown of the fused being. Eightzu helped him up to his feet by yanking on his hair, looked straight into his eyes and smiled happily.
?Now, you can either turn around and go back into the hospital, or I can get serious.? A light giggle issued from the saiyandroid. ?Which?ll it be??
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