I love to Fire people

[Old Dave]

Well I had this guy that sat on his ass around the bar and did nothing, he was suppose to work but choose to drink free beer, take from the register and insult my customers so this is what I did today.

I walk up to him and say. "Gimme five dollars for wasting my time."

He looks up at me and say's "But I don't get paid today."

And I lean on my crutch and say. "Or ever again, your Fired!"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

and the bastard started to cry like a women.

God I feel better now.