The Poking Makes you pregante most of the time thread

[Violet]

*Three days and one plane trip later*


Welcome to the Maury Show! Today- Deadbeat Freaks of Nature Dads and their malformed offspring!

<Maury> Today, we are going to look into the lives of the women, and some men, whose lives have been altered by one man: A short little purple android by the name of 15.

Here *moves over to his chair* we have Violet. His most recent victim. Violet? Can you tell us why you have come here today?

<Violet> *Sniff* Well, Maury...it happened at a Walmarts, not too far from the house...I didn't even see him coming...

<audience> ::random headshaking and gasps:::

<Violet> Hell, I don't even know how it happened...but there, ::Looks at screen to little half human/android mutant baby who is smiling::

<Audience>Collective awwwws

<Violet> There is my baby...

<Maury> ::wide eyed::: Does the father have any more children?

<Violet> You know, I wouldn't doubt it...if he can tag me that fast, who knows how many others were victimized?

<Maury> Well, thank you, Violet. Later in the show, we will have the results of the DNA test, and we'll meet 15. Now, lets meet another victim of 15's elusive attacks....


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