The stupidity of people will NEVER cease to amaze me

[Bardock]

Funny (maybe not at the time) things always happen at work. A few days ago, a large group of kids were gathering around the front of the store, and at first they were just talking. Then they all start jumping around and waving fists, and pretty soon they're all trying to beat the shit out of each other. We call the police (that kind of shit is bad for business), and they bring a few cars in on the scene. There's a couple of dudes in cars talking on phones, and the sirens send 'em scattering. The rest of the kids leave too when the police break them up. We laugh as we watch one of the cars pull into the Wendy's not too far from the parking lot. Might as well get some food while you're at it, right? Well, not ten minutes after all the cops leave, a bunch of these kids come back and this time they're in a circle passing blunts. One of them even has the audacity to come in and ask to use our phone, completely high. We call the cops back, and this time they're arrested. Why in the hell would you come back, and worse, start smoking dope in public? I mean, we're not Candians. Sheesh.

Not as good as your story, though.