04-14-2006, 05:20 PM
There was once a revered ship captain who was attacked by a pirate ship. With utmost calm he said, "Bring me my red jacket." His crew hurried to obey, and they emerged victorious.
A few weeks later, he saw three pirate ships on the horizon. Once again, he calmly said, "Bring me my red jacket." When the smoke cleared they had emerged victorious once more. By now the crew was curious, so later when they were eating, the first mate got up the nerve to ask the captain why he always asked for his red jacket when they were in a battle. The captain explained, "I wear the red jacket so if I get wounded in battle you won't notice and will continue to fight bravely." The crew was impressed with his courage and gave a cheer for him.
The next day, a lookout spotted fifteen pirate ships on the horizon. The captain calmly said, "Bring me my brown pants."
A few weeks later, he saw three pirate ships on the horizon. Once again, he calmly said, "Bring me my red jacket." When the smoke cleared they had emerged victorious once more. By now the crew was curious, so later when they were eating, the first mate got up the nerve to ask the captain why he always asked for his red jacket when they were in a battle. The captain explained, "I wear the red jacket so if I get wounded in battle you won't notice and will continue to fight bravely." The crew was impressed with his courage and gave a cheer for him.
The next day, a lookout spotted fifteen pirate ships on the horizon. The captain calmly said, "Bring me my brown pants."
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